He wanted to check his e-mail.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
A key.
Because attachments are forbidden.
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Damn E-mails!
Empty Magazines.
With his EyePhone
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Paint the town red.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.