He wanted to check his e-mail.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Because it is the capital of England.
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Junk mail
On the Inkernet.
When it's broke.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
So they could Scandinavian.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
