Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Internit Jokes More Internit Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.