He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because they want to see the front line too
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
When they are read.
A telephono lens.
It stares.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.