He wanted to check his e-mail.
I'll tagalog!
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Because it was on old croc.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
In a henvelope!
A Scamtron.
Check his spirit level.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
