He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow
An e-mergency.
The Post Office
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.