Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.