Because he ate his pillow.
They were boldly going where no man has gone before
Raise the urinals
Because 7 ate 9.
He went back 4 seconds.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Just sayin.
Down in the mouth!
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up