Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.