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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints