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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.