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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.