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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."