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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!