What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.