Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.