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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.