Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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On the range

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They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Losing teeth.

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A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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Shooting stars.

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Their mouth is moving.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.