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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.