Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.