Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.