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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.