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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.