Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!