Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Because he caught everything bear handed!

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She sings with the other hand.

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Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Depends.

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She wanted to rock and roll

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!