Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!