Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.