Old Lady Jokes

She didn't see that well

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

To catch her false teeth.

Because she didn't want to go.

You don't want to look down.

She wanted to rock and roll

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Both of them.

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

No, cows go moo.

They couldn't find a table.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

A cheesy pickup line

Because it did.

God is the answer.

A retail store.

Because she didn't want to go.

Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

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