Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Yodel Jokes More Yodel Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf