Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour