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Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Yodel Jokes More Yodel Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.