Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!