What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.