Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.