Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

80 Year Old Woman Jokes More 80 Year Old Woman Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.