Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

80 Year Old Woman Jokes More 80 Year Old Woman Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

75 Year Old Woman Jokes More 75 Year Old Woman Jokes

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.