Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Navel Jokes More Navel Jokes

What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts?

A navel..

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.