Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

75 Year Old Woman Jokes More 75 Year Old Woman Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

75 Year Old Jokes More 75 Year Old Jokes

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..