Old Woman Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Why do old men need Viagra?

Because they are screwing old women!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What do older women wear?

Depends

How do you get fifty old women to say f**k?

Shout "Bingo!"

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Her navel.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel