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What do older women wear?

Depends

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir