What do older women wear?

Depends

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.