What do older women wear?

Depends

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients