What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.