What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!