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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.