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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.