What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.