What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Mock Jokes More Mock Jokes

Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird