What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird