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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Mock Jokes More Mock Jokes

Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.