Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman