Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Tequila Mock Bird Jokes More Tequila Mock Bird Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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