Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

What's a Russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Tequila Mock Bird Jokes More Tequila Mock Bird Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird