Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Biggie Smalls Jokes More Biggie Smalls Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

What's a Russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes More Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly