What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.