What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird