What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird