What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit