What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.