What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Diddly-squats.

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Mooey Thai.

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Jacket Chan

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!