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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.