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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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All those spikes hurt his hands