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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.