What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.