What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels