What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.