What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels