What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.