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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.