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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.