Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.