Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Jack The Kipper.
Nothing, it just waved.
Because they crack themselves up!
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Darth Deciduous
In far distant terror-tory.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
A bagel
Because if they did they would be Bagels
Because they don't want to be bagels.
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.