Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel