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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.