Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel