Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels