Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls