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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.