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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull