Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.