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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!