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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.