Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull