Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls