What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!