What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."