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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"