Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.