What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein