What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What does he order?

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein