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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein