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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What does he order?

Ein stein

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein