What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein