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What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!