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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate