What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry