What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry