What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!