What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate