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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots