How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'