How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.