How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.