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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.