Add 24 carrots
You add 24 carrots.
Edible gold.
The night shift at Waffle House.
He put in 24 carrots.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They both got their fur low.
Women.
Put 14 carrots in it.
Two test tickles!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
On a blind date
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
