What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!