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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.