What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you