How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.