Millionaire Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Studying their Miranda Rights.

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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When you're a billionaire.

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What do you call a group of kids?

A migraine

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Nark Nark

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.