When he's a billionaire.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
A very witch person.
A millionaire.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
On Zimbabwean TV.
A Regis Error.
A bunny with money.
The Dallas Cowboys
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
That.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
No, Woman, no pie.
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
Mennonitis!
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
