Millionaire Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Nba Final Jokes More Nba Final Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.