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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

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Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.