How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!