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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.