What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.