What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo