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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler