What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate