What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler