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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!