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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Stephen Harper Face Jokes More Stephen Harper Face Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!