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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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Because he always came in a lil behind.

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The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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He's taking over the Poles.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!