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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!