They though it was Riel funny!
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
He lost his patients
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
He's taking over the Poles.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Nunavut.