What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.