What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!