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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.