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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups