How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!