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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups