How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.