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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.