Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Because the cow has the utter.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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L l l l l The Blacks.

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A bouncing baby boa!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base