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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds