Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

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Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's