Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...