Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's