Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops