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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!