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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops