Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!