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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti?

Howl do you do