How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls