How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.