What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...