What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September