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What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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You stop feeding it.

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It turned into a hexagon.

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Because 9/11.

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They were very impressed!

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Moo**lestation

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second