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What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second