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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day