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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.