Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.