Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder