Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.