Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side