If it's pasturize
Udderly useless.
Craven-dale
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Keep it in the cow.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Because the cow has the udder
He was lack toes and toddler ant
Straight Outta Carton.
Lack-toes intolerant
Because proper tea is theft.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
Warm
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
It was an udder catastrophe.
1%
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Time to try the udder one.
A milk dud.
The one percent
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Boo bees
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Soy milk.
Utter despair.
Pasteurized milk.
A bull smiles when you milk it.
He used cowculus!
Ask Apple.
An udder failure.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Because it's pasteurized before you see it!
Got milk
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
When it's past your eyes.
Legen-dairy*
The farmers milk them dry.
Legendary
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
Milk and Bookies.
When it's a baby elephant!
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Milk and quackers.
Leave it in the cow.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Milk and honey.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because the cow has the utter.
It's pasteurised before you can see it!
With iPhone accessories.
A milk dud!
Hare in your milk!
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
With Apple accessories.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Moo**lestation
Udder chaos!
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
The baby and the dad.
The cow has the udder.
Hey, you're old!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
An udder failure!
A A milk truck.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
OC) An utter disappointment
A cow that can milk itself!
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
From Moscow
Whole milk.
Milked out!
Mlk
Who still doesn't know about milk
A milk tank!
A milk dud
Steal her saucer.
Milk of amnesia!
He needed the cowlcium.
When it gets pasteurise.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Because there horns don't work
A mootation
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
1: GENIUS!
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Because Oct31 = Dec25
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
OC Muggs!
Coala
