If it's pasturize
Udderly useless.
Craven-dale
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Keep it in the cow.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Because the cow has the udder
He was lack toes and toddler ant
Straight Outta Carton.
Lack-toes intolerant
Because proper tea is theft.
Warm
It was an udder catastrophe.
1%
Time to try the udder one.
A milk dud.
The one percent
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Soy milk.
Utter despair.
Pasteurized milk.
He used cowculus!
Ask Apple.
An udder failure.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Because it's pasteurized before you see it!
Got milk
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
When it's past your eyes.
Legen-dairy*
The farmers milk them dry.
Legendary
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
Milk and Bookies.
When it's a baby elephant!
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Milk and quackers.
Leave it in the cow.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Milk and honey.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because the cow has the utter.
It's pasteurised before you can see it!
With iPhone accessories.
A milk dud!
Hare in your milk!
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
With Apple accessories.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Udder chaos!
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
The cow has the udder.
Hey, you're old!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
An udder failure!
A A milk truck.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
OC) An utter disappointment
A cow that can milk itself!
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
From Moscow
Whole milk.
Boo bees
Milked out!
Mlk
A milk tank!
A milk dud
Steal her saucer.
Milk of amnesia!
He needed the cowlcium.
When it gets pasteurise.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
Begonia bother me!
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
He brews!
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Make it sew number 1!
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Bernie Sanders
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
