If it's pasturize
Udderly useless.
Craven-dale
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Keep it in the cow.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Nepal
Because the cow has the udder
He was lack toes and toddler ant
Straight Outta Carton.
Lack-toes intolerant
Because proper tea is theft.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
Warm
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
It was an udder catastrophe.
1%
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Time to try the udder one.
A milk dud.
The one percent
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Boo bees
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Soy milk.
Utter despair.
Pasteurized milk.
A bull smiles when you milk it.
He used cowculus!
Ask Apple.
An udder failure.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Because it's pasteurized before you see it!
Got milk
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
When it's past your eyes.
Legen-dairy*
The farmers milk them dry.
Legendary
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes
Milk and Bookies.
When it's a baby elephant!
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Milk and quackers.
Leave it in the cow.
In case she wanted black coffee.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Milk and honey.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because the cow has the utter.
It's pasteurised before you can see it!
With iPhone accessories.
A milk dud!
Hare in your milk!
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
With Apple accessories.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Moo**lestation
Udder chaos!
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
The baby and the dad.
The cow has the udder.
Hey, you're old!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
An udder failure!
A A milk truck.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
OC) An utter disappointment
A cow that can milk itself!
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
From Moscow
Whole milk.
Milked out!
Mlk
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
Who still doesn't know about milk
A milk tank!
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A milk dud
Steal her saucer.
Milk of amnesia!
He needed the cowlcium.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
He can't stand the 1%
A song called "My Corona"
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Remove an electron.
Removed
Squeaky clean clothes.
A trip without kids.
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
Nut juice" wasnt very popular.
