Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.