Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.