Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day