Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.