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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Smoke Weed Jokes More Smoke Weed Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS