Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.