Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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HIGH-SIS

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.