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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue