Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.