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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce