Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

You call him a little slow

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!