How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.