How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!