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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea