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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.