How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.