How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.