Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
An inner tuber.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
A steak-out!
Shoes wisely
A-hem!
